Thursday, May 16, 2019

Gerald by Zayden



Once upon a time there was a little bird named Gerald. Gerald was
a good bird , he’s nice to all (especially his owners) he has a great life.

But there was one problem. So when Gerald was a baby (with feathers)
his owners got a cat the cats name was tom, he doesn’t like Gerald
he wants to eat him. Gerald tries to be friends with tom but he will
always ‘hiss’ & ‘chomp’. At this point gerald has basically given up, but
not tom, he wouldn't stop attempting to eat gerald. One night tom came
up with a plan a pretty smart one, so while gerald was asleep  in his cage,
he would break in and eat him. ( by now you should know toms evil).

The next night he proceeded with the plan. He quietly went by gerald's
cage , opened it stood back got a run up and ‘slam!’ the cage shut & gerald
was on the other side ( tricky little bird) and gerald bursted out laughing
( with tweets). After like two minutes you think he would of stopped, nope!
Gerald wouldn't stop laughing, until the owners came in.

By Zayden

The mad bull by Jack


There was a bull named Gerald he loves getting out of the paddock.Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing because The owns couldn’t catch him, but one day Gerald got out and he didn’t know where he was...He was in a cattle truck off to the works.

The owns put him on the cattle truck because he jumped on the car and ripped the house up.Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing  “ha ha ha “ because he jumped on the car and ripped the house up,but all of a sudden shing. Gerald will never jump on the car and rip the house up again.

By Jack

The Cat Attack by Hannah


One stormy night there was a bird called Gerald, he was
a very cheerful bird.

But the mean old cat, Cuddles didn’t like Gerald because
Gerald was taking all the attention away from him.

So that night Cuddles tried to attack Gerald but Gerald had
another plan. Gerald tricked Cuddles into climbing in his cage.
It worked! Gerald couldn’t stop laughing at the look on
Cuddles face.

By Hannah

The Flying Cat by Phoenix


Jogging down the street heading towards the shop to get get me some scrumptious chicken n chips until I look out the window.

Before you know it a black weird cat with white stripes zooms past like its running a cross country race.I gapped it home.

I decided to go out to my friend Gerald's house to tell him about what i saw.”HA HA HA HA!”Gerald couldn't stop laughing.

Hours later i got an idea to try and catch the mysterious catbird for for myself.

By Phoenix

…Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing… by Nicole


‘’He gets ready, you can see how much he needs to make this, and
he jumps! He misses by miles’’ shouts Gerald (the dog) trying
to be a commentator. Thud! Robert (the cat) falls from midair and
lands on some cushions. ‘Poof’ the cushion pops and it’s like it’s
raining fluffy baby chicks! Feathers fly everywhere, Gerald tries not
to laugh but Gerald just can’t stop laughing!

By Nicole

Cat Vs Bird by Aionee

Cat Vs Bird

One morning on a bright and sunny day, a cat named Gerald
thought he could catch a bird, but wait the bird wanted to
catch Gerald, so it was cat vs bird. The birds plan was, He would
sit there in his cage and face the opposite way until the cat
quickly opened the door. When the cat did the bird will quickly
rush out and close the door so he would get trapped.
So the bird turned and faced the opposite way of the door and
waited for Gerald to rush up. All of a sudden Gerald quickly
rushed up, but something happened. His plan went wrong.
Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.

By Aionee

Cat vs Bird by Alyssa

Cat vs Bird

Piercing eyes shot through the gaps between the metal bars. Staring
back the pain of just looking at the thing was horrifying.
A tremendous sharp claw slips through the key hole as it tugs away at
the golden lock. A click sound soon smashes against my ears, “He has
opened it!”.
The insides of my little belly drops, flapping furiously out of my home
and into the open I lift my huge cage up and drop it on that stupid cat
below.
Someone just opened the door. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.

By Alyssa

How to catch a Cat. by Tim


This is instructions about how to catch a cat
For a bird.

First you hop into your cage and make sure that you look extra tasty, the cat will probably notice and lick his lips. When he starts to sneak over open the door so he can get in. Then quickly jump out and slam the door. “that sounds pretty easy’’ saiad gerald the bird, so he tried it and believe it or not it it worked Bob the cat fell for it!. Gerald couldn’t stop laughing!, as he stared down at the neighbor's  cat bobs sad droopy face.

By Tim

A Calm Beautiful Day by Ryan

It was a calm beautiful day. The birds were singing the sun was shining nothing could possibly go wrong. “LET ME OUT THE GAGE NOW’ Desman the cat said. Gerald the bird stopped laughing and stared into Desmans eyes then said……”no”.That was the last straw Desman started to shake the cage .He shook the cage so much that made the cage fall of the tabel gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. But little did he know that Desman had escaped. No one has seen gerald ever since and if you ask Desman he says “we got lunch at KFC”

By Ryan

A Bird Called Gerald

Once there was a bird called Gerald he loved to annoy a cat called Alex. One day Alex was in his cage he really wanted to get out. So Gerald decided to go and sit on top of Alex's cage. Alex tried to wack Gerald but Gerald just jumped up. Alex tried again and again and again at that pont Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. When Alex gets out he is not going to let it slide.

By Ben

Gerald Just Couldn’t Stop Laughing by Kyle


It was a Sunday morning when all I could hear is one loud thump! I slowly make my way down the stairs and all I can see is my brothers grey cat sitting in my neighbours bird cage.  “Oh my god,” my friend Gerald could not stop laughing. We had to take a photo to show the neighbour for when he gets back from his holiday.

By Kyle

Friday, May 10, 2019

Food fight By Mazzlin



The sticky brown goodness drips down my hand as a 
long black tongue raps around the cone ripping it from 
my hand and leaving my view. 

All of a sudden my soft salt covered chip disappears 
into the jaws of my friend the brown spotted giraffe then 
walks away again. 

The greasy fur flows between my fingers as I say good 
bye to my brown spotted friend “see u tomorrow zoo I 
cant miss work” I say. 

By Mazzlin

Salt, Brown, Giraffe by Jack


All I see is a lady in the giraffes incloser. The giraffe 
is trying to lick the lady’s cheek with its big fat tounge. 

The giraffes tounge is like the length of the Great 
Wall of china.

The lady was just going into the giraffe a big salt, brown, 
melted ice cream what was geasy.


By Jack

The Giraffe Incident by Hannah


A greasy, brown tongue touches my hand as I take a 
bite of my salt covered chip.

Then out of the blue a giant giraffe appeared out of 
nowhere. Melted mud splattered all over the giraffes body.

The giraffes breathing gets heavier and heavier as it gets 
closer to me.

Suddenly the giraffe sneezes and snot spreads all of me.

I don’t like this giraffe anymore.

A big black long tongue by Lilly-Jo


A big black long tongue touches my back eww what is it…

I hear multiple animals in the background.

Looking over my shoulder, in shock to see a big long
greasy tongue touching me.

I smell a stinky smelly nose touch my shoulder.

I turn around and see a tall giraffe

By Lilly-Jo

My Ice Cream by Nicole

MY ICE CREAM

Out of nowhere a long slobbery tongue pokes
out in front of me and licks my half melted salt
and caramel ice cream! ‘No!’ I shout, but at the
same time I laugh. Streaking the giraffes greasy
skin, he takes another big lick, but the whole
scoop falls off and is left as a big brown blob on
the ground…

My Unexpected Friend by Alyssa



The sunrise flows high into the clear blue sky, reflecting off the sun is a
shiny yellow coat. A giraffe stands proudly in the sunlight.

Skipping my way to the giraffe zone I lick furiously away at my melted
ice cream. A greasy tongue slobbers its way towards me, pulling it long
neck behind him I plummet for the ground.

SMASH! I tumble over. Unaware the brown figures tongue slithers
along my forehead and into my mouth, “YUCK IT TASTES LIKE SALT!”.

Laughter cracks around me, what an unforgettable experience.

By Alyssa

Slimy, Greasy, Tongue by Hayley T


A slimy, greasy tongue nudges my back...

Turning around I see a giant giraffe with brown splatted mud (witch 
look’s melted) all over its body, looking up I see a enormous snout 
with snot all over it.

I can hear the heavy breathing of the mammoth creature, it gets 
louder and louder as it lower’s it long neck down to me.

The smell of the giraffes salt looking snot woffs up my nostrils “YUCK” 
so does the smell of the mud. 
Then the snot drops  on my head I don’t like this giraffe.

By Hayley T

Friday, May 3, 2019

Ground Moles by Kyle

Ground Moles

We step through the leaves and into the clearing.
All I can see are ground moles rising from the black ashey ground.  They start moving into the hill like they are looking for something or someone.  I walk up to take a little peck to find out what. They where gone. But there was a trial of slim running down the hill.  So I start to track them down so I can lern more about these creature so I grab a cup so I can take some slime back to my lab to tist it so we really now what these things are capabil of doing when they are attacked or been seen alone in open site.  With there behaver? Now looking at my map trying to find out were I am but this island is not my map so where am I.

By Kyle

No Man's Land by Jackson

No Man's Land

Birds screech scattering mysteriously as, loud monstrous sounds
come from north land.


Next minute later war cry’s happen along with rifles firing off
followed up with frag grenades self detonating off and blowing up
the landscape


But out of the blue it was suddenly quite surprisingly. Not even a
screech or a war cry, a from a rifle bang and a boom from frag
grenades Not even a single one. thinking it can’t be right. the noises
do not render in to my ears am i deaf i say to myself.


Suddenly my brain takes over forcing me to head to north land.


Arriving i see creators and trenches along with little sparky flames
still going on as trees snapped in halves and the taste of fear and
rage, smelling the musk of new fresh dead soldiers, and streams of
blood flow.


Its looks to be called no man’s land. Running before…

By Jackson

The War by Jack


THE WAR

As I walk around trying to find an opening to set camp up.I 
find one,but all I see is army men and tanks.Where they have 
all ready been there is a destructor for my camp.

I don’t feel safe because all I hear are grand big BOMBS 
blasting off. Well tanks are firing and men blasting there guns,
with all there might.

All I can smell is flesh Berning and oil on fire from tanks.BOMB 
as one of the tanks get demolished and recked by an enemy’s.I 
think to myself should I cement going or run away.I “SCEAM” I’m 
going to hide in fear.

All it sounds like is elephants fight for their lives.

By Jack 

Beaver Land by Ben

Beaver Land.


I part the leaves of the bush only to find.

A land of beaver like creatures scattered over the
never ending land.

The smell of smoke and rotten carcasses rushes
over the land of weird creatures.

I hear this sound it’s like native drums Bommmb!   
Bommmb! It shakes the ground.

I don't know what this is but it’s not normal.


By Ben.-

Flood by Elye

Flood

Rain drops the sizes of a rock falling from the sky
hitting the flude as it get bigger and bigger and mudea
and mudea.

After ten minutes thunder start rumbling and the clouds
get darker. I quickly think I need to get to showter.

As it go into the dark the flade is slowly getting bigger.
I decided to have a sleep for about 30 minutes.

When I roll over … I tremble down a bank and in to the
flude. I slowly get back to my feet spitting mud out over
my mouth. I think to myself why am I here.

By Elye.

The Place By Zayden

The Place

Walking through what appears to be a bomb site or Thor’s
axe throwing spot because there was these mysterious
looking objects all around the place with a low mist that gave
it a  creepy vibe.

Anyways the smell was pretty bad it was like a murky water
smell or ah! Beer, beer is what it smelt like or gunpowder I
don't know.

What I could hear was just the most loudest and weirdst
screeches I’ve ever heard that wasn't from my sisters.

By now I could see the end and I hit one of the weird objects
(by accident) and it just ploped over like a dead body like what!  
So I just gapped it to the end like the  flash. Once I was out I was
having mixed thoughts like, was it a bomb site or what I thought
it was! Was it like a body dump! Is this real?! Fake?! So I just left
and never came back,boom the end.

By Zayden

The Return of the Giant Bats By Hannah


The Return of the Giant Bats

Foggy and swampy land surrounds my bare blistered feet.

The smell of rotten old wood creeps up my nose. Then out 
of the blue Smokey mud slaps me right in the face. The 
odour is so intense I could vomit.

Down bathing in the slimy river is what looks to be giant bats 
with smelly ancient cauliflower hats. Wrapped around them 
was black mysterious capes.

Suddenly I hear unusual gurgling noises. The wind starts to 
whistle like a tornado.

This place is filthy and creepy I’m never coming back.

By Hannah

The Come Back of Slimy Bats by Hayley T


The Come Back of Slimy Bats

Foggy, swampy land surrounds me as I step into a recently 
flooded area, I’m terrified, nervous ; I don’t like this place at all.

The smell of rotten tree stumps, liquid drift  wood and smoke 
woof up my nostrils, so does the stench of green fuzzy moss 
and the muddy odour of the swamp.

I can hear heavy breathing, of what people say as “ bat people 
with coconut hats and wings “ and the crackling of the charcoal 
from the fire’s from the night before.

Viscous ground moles with slimy wings is what they look like, 
smoke fogs the area. I touch a slimy wing and...

I get pulled into a dark deep hole. Am I going to live?  


By Hayley  T

The Darkness by Lilly-Jo


Misty Darkness

Misty and swampy ground surrounds my sore feet.

The smell of rotten food and wood slowly makes me 
gag.The swamp smells like rotten eggs that slowly 
creep up my nose.

Out of the blue l see creatures wearing wigs and a cape.
In my mind l was thinking they looked ugly.

Suddenly l hear screams coming from the distance l 
start running l tripped up on tree stump...

Will l make it out here alive.

By Lilly-Jo

The Horde by Caleb

The Horde

Misty mysterious grounds surround me as my sore blistered feet
struggle to move the stench flys up my nose as I take a deep
breath and think to myself I need to rest. I continue to walk until
I come to an opening where there seems to be some sort of rotten
tree trunks or beaver corpses.

So that’s what what the smell was I say quietly to myself but at least
here’s somewhere to sit so I take a seat. I hear something ruall
behind the logs “whos there “.I say no one answers before I get a
chance to get up and investigate a horde of beavers comes out and
runs at me and starts to rip me apart “HELP” I scream...

By Caleb

The Alien Men by Hayley


The Alien Men

Walking around a forest that looks to be from the Lord 
of the rings.

Then out of the blue this smell shoots right up my nose.
The smell is so intense that it makes rotten meat smell 
good and that’s NOT good.I spin around like a tornado 
almost falling to the wet muddy ground but I stick the 
landing the sight I see as I slowly look up practically 
makes my eyeballs pop out of my head. It’s like some 
alien men trying to rise up from the earth and take it over. 
What are we going to do.


By Hayley